Bacon House Bacon Man

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The bacon house
there is a man
of bacon from
a frying pan
His favorite shirt
a tunic plaid
passed down to him
passed by his Dad

He cries to the heavens
on the year of the pig
Am I a bacon or not a bacon
why not a car or a fig?
Bacon House, Bacon Man
Bacon says "I am what I am"
But what's that?

He watches birds
they're watching him
They bacon watch
from the pan's rim
By the pan's whim
Be cooked in scotch
Whiskey Slim Jim
May slur his words

He runs for the office of the president's suite
He's popular with scrambled eggs and toast made of wheat
Bacon House, Bacon Man
Bacon says "Why not eat spam?"
But what's that?

Into the house
a stranger came
wearing a mask
but not afraid
was bacon man
for he is crisp
and has a plan
to blend in this

The Bacon House
The Bacon House
The Bacon House
The Bacon House

Bacon house bacon man
does whatever bacon can
Bacon house bacon man
Fakin bacon is a sham


from Now! With More Dog Barks, released June 19, 2012


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The Ice Cream Vendors (ICV), made up of longtime pals Jon Kostal and Greg Barnett, is not just a musical duo but a mysterious life force. Those familiar with Jon and Greg know that boy meets girl lyrics and verse/verse/chorus clichés are simply not in their genetic makeup. Defying classification, ICV examines its subjects through a sometimes-surreal lens, but always with fondness and curiosity. ... more

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