Santa Clumsy Santa

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Originally released on Christmas Grooves '92

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When Santa came down my chimney
he didn't know it was lit
And when he touched the fire
he screamed out loud oh

Oh when he came out of the chimney
his suit was burnt and black
My Daddy thought he was a burglar
And he hit him with a bat and he said

Ow

Santa Clumsy Santa
Where do you come from?
Santa Clumsy Santa
Why are you so dumb?

You are so dumb

He found the milk and cookies
It was two-percent low fat
And while he was a-dunkin'
He sat right on my cat

Looking for the Christmas tree
His presents in his sack
He tripped on my nintendo
And landed on his back

He hurt his back

Santa Clumsy Santa
Where do you come from?
Santa Clumsy Santa
Why are you so dumb?

You are so dumb

When he found the Christmas tree
He saw an open door
When he went to shut it
He heard a mighty Roar

Investigating further
He looked down at his feet
And found out he had turned our dog
Into a pile of meat

Big pile of Meat

Santa Clumsy Santa
Where do you come from?
Santa Clumsy Santa
Why are you so dumb?

You are so dumb

After he put the presents
underneath our Christmas Tree
He began to walk away
and bumped right into me

I helped him up and said
"Hey Santa, just go out the door!"
Now that I have helped him so
He is clumsy no more

He is not dumb

Santa is not clumsy
He comes from the north pole
Santa is not clumsy
His reindeer fell in a hole

and he says Ho Ho Ho

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from ICV Christmas Classics, released November 1, 2010
Written and performed by Jon Kostal & Greg Barnett

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The Ice Cream Vendors (ICV), made up of longtime pals Jon Kostal and Greg Barnett, is not just a musical duo but a mysterious life force. Those familiar with Jon and Greg know that boy meets girl lyrics and verse/verse/chorus clichés are simply not in their genetic makeup. Defying classification, ICV examines its subjects through a sometimes-surreal lens, but always with fondness and curiosity. ... more

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