Robot Christmas

by Ice Cream Vendors

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It's a robot Christmas, let's trim the tree
It's made of metal and spare part greens
Hang up our stockings on the incinerator
Then plug yourself in to the generator

This Christmas robots will celebrate
Teach us how to love and comraderate
Program joy and cheer into our processors
Microchips and moving parts and peace on Earth

It's a robot Christmas, let's count to one
We'll sing together in unison
Machines and programs, and all your kin
Steel, gold, and silver, aluminum

This Christmas robots will celebrate
Teach us how to love and comraderate
Program joy and cheer into our processors
Microchips and moving parts and peace on Earth

We pass out presents, we're just like you
Regale together with ethanol
It's a robot Christmas, we're having fun
We've been reprogrammed and now we're done

For dessert, we'll eat some pi.

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released December 15, 2013

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The Ice Cream Vendors (ICV), made up of longtime pals Jon Kostal and Greg Barnett, is not just a musical duo but a mysterious life force. Those familiar with Jon and Greg know that boy meets girl lyrics and verse/verse/chorus clichés are simply not in their genetic makeup. Defying classification, ICV examines its subjects through a sometimes-surreal lens, but always with fondness and curiosity. ... more

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