Christmas Chicken Sandwich

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Originally released on Christmas Grooved '93

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I eat a chicken sandwich, a Christmas chicken sandwich
It tastes like a Christmas tree
and when I'm feeling happy, or maybe kind of sappy
it reminds me of Christmas eve

One day I was hungry so I went to eat lunch
at the Oak Brook shopping mall
Ordered chicken sandwich, It was really puny
I looked at her and said "zat all?"

Looking for a table, sat down at this table
a napkin in my lap
When I went to bite it, I didn't try to hide it
dripping out of it came sap

Right after I ate it is when I really felt it
a pine needle in my tongue
I was feeling sappy but now I'm really happy
Gee isn't Christmas fun?

I eat a chicken sandwich, a Christmas chicken sandwich
It tastes like a Christmas tree
and when I'm feeling happy, or maybe kind of sappy
it reminds me of Christmas eve


One day I went sledding, crashed into a big tree
Smacked me in the head ow ow
I went into a coma, I didn't know what happened
For all I knew I was dead

Next I heard was cheering but I was feeling weary
I asked what was the date.
It was January, the first day of the year
for Christmas, I'm too late

I eat a chicken sandwich, a Christmas chicken sandwich
It tastes like a Christmas tree
and when I'm feeling happy, or maybe kind of sappy
it reminds me of Christmas eve

Christmas is all over, I can't believe I missed it
It's my favorite time of the year
So I eat this chicken sandwich, this Christmas chicken sandwich
and Christmastime sure seems near


I ride a flying toaster faster than a roller coaster
visiting the North Pole
Because I want to visit, who do I want to visit?
I will tell you now:

Santa Clumsy Santa
Where do you come from?
Santa Clumsy Santa
Why are you so dumb? You are so dumb

We eat a chicken sandwich, a Christmas chicken sandwich
It tastes like a Christmas tree
and when I'm feeling happy, or maybe kind of sappy
it reminds me of Christmas eve

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from ICV Christmas Classics, released November 1, 2010

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Ice Cream Vendors Westmont

The Ice Cream Vendors (ICV), made up of longtime pals Jon Kostal and Greg Barnett, is not just a musical duo but a mysterious life force. Those familiar with Jon and Greg know that boy meets girl lyrics and verse/verse/chorus clichés are simply not in their genetic makeup. Defying classification, ICV examines its subjects through a sometimes-surreal lens, but always with fondness and curiosity. ... more

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